Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
Twenty years after their last adventure, D’Artagnan reunites the Musketeers to battle France’s enemies, though the aging heroes initially find themselves on opposing sides. Continue reading...
When a minister’s son experiences a crisis of faith before entering the priesthood, his visit to New York City puts him in the sights of a succubus, leaving his childhood friend to battle for his soul. Continue reading...
After being jailed on racially motivated charges, British Indian Army officer Ronald Lewis escapes and joins a brigand group led by Oliver Reed but struggles with their savagery. Continue reading...
In Los Angeles, a young woman and her friends—including her drug-dealing ex-boyfriend—incur the leprechaun’s wrath when they discover his chest of gold. Continue reading...
In a near-future where surgery has become the new sex, Viggo Mortensen’s body grows novel organs, harvested by partner Léa Seydoux in performance art spectacles. Continue reading...
Despite excellent production values, this gothic horror from Hammer proves a pale imitation of the studio’s earlier efforts. Continue reading...
Dragon Swamp’s reach exceeds its grasp, but it still proves an entertaining ride. Continue reading...
When is a zombie movie not a zombie movie? Continue reading...
If, dear reader, you’re unfamiliar with Cellar Dweller, think of it as an overlong episode of the Tales From the Crypt television series. Continue reading...
Get a group of horror fans together around Thanksgiving and one of them will eventually say, “It’s not cranberry sauce.” This will elicit a chorus of similar replies and knowing smiles all around. Continue reading...
While not a remake, The Eagle and the Hawk treads ground similar to another John Monk Saunders story adaptation, Howard Hawks’s 1930 picture, The Dawn Patrol. Continue reading...
It’s the best Lucio Fulci giallo not directed by Lucio Fulci. Continue reading...