Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
A serial killer recounts five incidents from a twelve-year span in 1970s Washington state to an unseen listener.
With a tournament looming, the Earthrealm defenders recruit washed-up martial arts star Johnny Cage, while Edenian princess Kitana plots revenge against her adopted father, the tyrannical Shao Kahn.
A milquetoast young man wishes the girl of his dreams would love him more than anyone else on earth, and gets precisely what he asked for.
A young warrior with a magic bow falls in with a bone-nunchuck-wielding outlaw to battle a naked sorceress in a gold mask and her army of dog-men.
Five years after a summer camp prank leaves him horrifically burned, a drunken groundskeeper returns with a pair of garden shears to stalk the campers across the lake.
A low-level government clerk abuses the Orwellian bureaucracy he serves in pursuit of a woman he has never met.
As the end of the sixties looms, two alcoholic, unemployed actors talk their way into a Lake District cottage for a disastrous holiday.
An elderly Victorian inventor and his square-jawed American financier drill into a prehistoric world ruled by telepathic flying lizards.
An alien arrives in rural New Mexico intent on ferrying water back to his drought-stricken homeworld, and is undone by betrayal and gin.
A lineman, a single mother, and a French scientist are drawn toward the same Wyoming butte after separate encounters with visitors from the sky.
Sent to a school for disturbed children after the accident that killed his baby sister, ten-year-old Joey returns home and insists his nanny, played by Bette Davis, means to kill him next.
Small-time crook Walter Matthau knocks over a podunk New Mexico bank for what should be a few thousand dollars, comes away with three-quarters of a million, and knows exactly whose money he’s taken.
