Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
Mobster Jack Nicholson falls into a chemical vat and emerges with white skin, green hair, a rictus grin, and a plan to remake Gotham City in his image.
When the company loses contact with a terraforming colony on the planet that cost Ripley her crew, she returns with a squad of Colonial Marines who are nowhere near prepared for what they find.
A space freighter crew falls prey to a deadly alien lifeform they unwittingly bring aboard.
A break-in awakens the dormant skills of a mild-mannered suburban dad, who soon finds himself at war with the Russian mob.
A logger takes up an axe against the hippie cult and demon bikers who murdered his girlfriend.
A thief running an elite crew through the biggest scores in Los Angeles and the LAPD lieutenant hunting him discover they are the same man in different jobs.
Two young women leave a Halloween party, stop for pizza, and draw the attention of a homicidal clown with a garbage bag full of tools he means to use on a human body.
A parasitic alien in the form of a beautiful woman turns London into a zombie apocalypse as the astronaut who brought her home and an SAS colonel race to stop her.
Duane’s monstrous former conjoined twin Belial becomes a father, but when two greedy deputies steal the babies, he sets out on a bloody revenge spree with Duane along for the ride.
In Roman Britain, an Iceni queen and a Roman general fall in love while merchants, druids, and ambitious officers on both sides engineer the war that everyone but the lovers seems to want.
In rural Texas, five young people chance upon the home of a deranged family, one of whom is a beefy man-child in a mask of stitched skin.
A concentration camp survivor chances upon her former Nazi tormentor in a Vienna hotel and the two resume the sado-masochistic affair that will destroy them both.
