Quality reviews of films of questionable quality.
An American car salesman in London visits his flatmate’s ancestral pile, where the bodies start piling up and one of the eccentric relatives is doing the piling.
In World War II France, an American platoon ventures across enemy lines to rob a bank holding 14,000 bars of Nazi gold.
A serial killer recounts five incidents from a twelve-year span in 1970s Washington state to an unseen listener.
With a tournament looming, the Earthrealm defenders recruit washed-up martial arts star Johnny Cage, while Edenian princess Kitana plots revenge against her adopted father, the tyrannical Shao Kahn.
A milquetoast young man wishes the girl of his dreams would love him more than anyone else on earth, and gets precisely what he asked for.
A young warrior with a magic bow falls in with a bone-nunchuck-wielding outlaw to battle a naked sorceress in a gold mask and her army of dog-men.
Five years after a summer camp prank leaves him horrifically burned, a drunken groundskeeper returns with a pair of garden shears to stalk the campers across the lake.
A low-level government clerk abuses the Orwellian bureaucracy he serves in pursuit of a woman he has never met.
As the end of the sixties looms, two alcoholic, unemployed actors talk their way into a Lake District cottage for a disastrous holiday.
An elderly Victorian inventor and his square-jawed American financier drill into a prehistoric world ruled by telepathic flying lizards.
An alien arrives in rural New Mexico intent on ferrying water back to his drought-stricken homeworld, and is undone by betrayal and gin.
A lineman, a single mother, and a French scientist are drawn toward the same Wyoming butte after separate encounters with visitors from the sky.
