Motel Hell
Reviewed Jan 27, 2012
Backwoods siblings Calhoun and Parsons abduct tourists and bury them in a hidden garden before slaughtering them for meat for Calhoun’s popular beef jerky and sausage.
Calhoun’s great and the finale’s a hoot, but this would-be satire of rural horror films like The Texas Chain Saw Massacre isn’t anywhere near as funny or scary as it needs to be.